Despite the concerns of many of it's employees, NASA says it will push ahead with plans to relocate NASA HQ to the moon by 2018. One such concerned employee is Administrative Assistant, Mrs Doris Pasternak, who is worried that her daily 45 minute Metrorail commute to 300 E St will become a 5 day slog on a space shuttle. "I don't even like to fly." said Mrs Pasternak.
Hot on the heels of NASA, Google also announced it's intention to move it's US facility from Mountain View, California to the sun.
Not to be outdone, The Peeled Apple understands that Apple Computer Inc. also has plans for an off world base of operations. We spoke to experts who claim that the sounds of hammering and arc welding coming from One Infinite Loop can only be attributed to "the building of a stargate or faster than light interstellar space ark" according to Doctor Guilermo Fargas from the European Space Agency "either that or the gents on level one is backed up again. Who can say? I only know it's one or the other."